Wednesday, December 20, 2006

Celebration of the Jesus Lizard

Virgin Komodo dragon is expecting

It's Christmas and Jesus is coming back! I told all you heathens! Who's laughing now? This time he's coming back--virgin birth and all--as a giant LIZARD! What a great Christmas gift! I hope he bites your foreskins off, you filthy traitorous anti-warmongering hippies!

Flora, a pregnant Komodo dragon...has never mated, or even mixed, with a male dragon, and fertilized all the eggs herself, a process culminating in parthenogenesis, or virgin birth. Other lizards do this, but scientists only recently found that Komodo dragons do too.

He is the Lizard King, he can do anything...

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