Thursday, March 1, 2007

Jesusic Park

Test tube Jesus
Who cares about Cameron's smelly box of bones! Thanx to scientific and investigatory powers of Dr. Zaius, we have a more important story:

"...He feels right at home here," said bible scholar and paleobotanist graduate student Ellie Sattler. "When Jesus was growing up, there were dinosaurs all around...That's right, it says so in the scriptures," said her colleague paleontologist and GOP stratagist Alan Grant...

We got Jesus back! Now the Hand-o-God will settle you Intelligent Design deniers once and for all! This is humongous news--and of course the MSM is ignoring it.

Hysterical--Zaiusnation is a work of genius.

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