Thursday, March 8, 2007

Vampire Hunter "M"

Serbian vampire hunters prevent Milosevic come-back

Well, I suppose it's better to be safe than sorry:

...Serbian vampire hunters have acted to prevent the very remote possibility that former dictator Slobodan Milosevic might stage a come-back - by driving a three-foot stake through his heart...

After the act was accomplished, the team of modern-day Van Helsings, led by Miroslav Milosevic (no relation to the living-dead dictator), handed themselves over to confused authorities. They said they did it to prevent the dictator from returning from the dead and haunting the countryside. That would have been bad for tourism! Then again:

...Slobodan Milosevic's Socialist Party of Serbia naturally condemned the desecration, while his daughter-in-law Milica Gajic said she "planned to sue the vampire hunters and accused the police of failing to protect the grave properly"

Sounds like an 'inside job' to me!

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