"A religion, old or new, that stressed the magnificence of the Universe as revealed by modern science might be able to draw forth reserves of reverence and awe hardly tapped by the conventional faiths. Sooner or later, such a religion will emerge." -Carl Sagan
Thursday, March 15, 2007
Proof the Goddess Exists!
A Treasury of Brazilian Anti-Bush Protest Pix
Security cam snaps pic of Goddess, simultaneously proving her existence and disproving patriarchal religions.
This act of Divine intervention was stopped by Brazilian security forces, allowing President Bush to complete his ritual pollution of sacred Mayan sites. Witches and scientists are studying digitally enhanced photos of the pictographs inscribed on her sacred body. After very close study, I feel these are sigils of protection which we can use to ward off future presidential attacks.
Thanx to Wonkette for this earth-shaking story
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5 comments:
HUZZAH th'Goddess! Mmmm, Methinks th'writin' on her butt says, "Worship lesbian Pirate Queens". ;)
thank you. the goddess is alive and magic is a breast.
Capt'n:
In my next life, maybe I can come back as her blanket!
Deborah:
She sorta looks like a winged Isis! I bet she'd make a sweet witch bottle! Heh!
TMTribbles:
Argh!
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