Monday, September 24, 2007

Blessed Be Landover Baptist Church

God Has Zero Tolerance for Wicca!

Absolutely Hysterical:

...Activities Associated with Wicca:

#10) Defecating or Urinating in Public - Especially Near a House of Christian Worship...Wiccans managed to poop out a giant pentagram over two square miles in just three days! The church they marked in the center of the Devil's star was smacked down by Satan and went up in flames on Halloween night! Don't let this happen in your community! Report these people to the authorities...!

Indeed! Now somebody please alert the Dominionist press, so we can have even more LOL's when they fall for this one (like they did the other one).

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